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Guy asked if I’d met his brother and I was like ‘yes you introduced him to me when we played basketball with him!’ And guy was like ‘wow small world’ completely seriously and I couldn’t stop laughing its not a small world if you INTRODUCE someone to another person

hey are any of ur followers selling the 1975 Toronto concert tickets for may? I'm desperate!!
Anonymous

1975 has already been sorry. Its 2014 now you’re so very late

My favourite thing my best friend has said ever was “wait, catdog is a cat and a dog attached to each other? I always thought they were both cats” completely serious about it

humansofnewyork:

"I’ve taken thousands of photos of people in New York, and I find out a little bit about…""I’m Hustle Man! That’s all you need to know."

humansofnewyork:

"I’ve taken thousands of photos of people in New York, and I find out a little bit about…"
"I’m Hustle Man! That’s all you need to know."

goodnight everyone >:)

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seethearrowtheyshot:

Hamish and Andy prank call two sex line workers.

Hamish & Andy - Tony Mokbel and Wig Racks
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everythinghamishandandy:

Tony Mokbel and Wig Racks, The Hamish and Andy Show, 19th May 2008.

I’m not watching Fat Tony and Co. but I really hope they are dealing with this wig rack issue.

sexy sinner is my new superhero name

if i have a kid im gonna talk in some weird made up accent just to mess with them

i love june squibb so much

2014infilm:

I ain’t fiddlin’ with no cow titties. I’m a city girl!

"Blood moon" it's fucking orange
Anonymous

this is actually pretty good but i bet like 500 people have made this joke

lzbth:

i cant breahte