im off to play sports!
i just want to slowdance with a boy and i want him put my hair behind my ear so he can see my face better and then in the middle of the slowdance a huge disco ball comes from the ceiling and it breaks open and theres just a huge cake in there
I swear you’re on drugs, Melanie…..
wow what the hell someone laced this discoball cake with drugs
dad gets really excited about new apps, he just downloaded an app called ‘shazam’ and you basically just record a song with it and it tells you the name and artist with that song. today we were driving home from the mall and the radio was playing this song and he was like ‘who sings this?’ and no one knew and he got so excited when he shouted ‘LETS SHAZAM IT’ that he swerved and almost crashed the car
and this one too
Jason Derulo - Whatcha Say
Cage the Elephant - Ain’t No Rest for the Wicked
Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds - Where The Wild Roses Grow
theres this woman staying with us at the moment and its one of my mum’s friends’ friends and she wont leave. my dad calls her the screaming skull because she honestly wont stop talking and we can’t get rid of her. she drinks a bottle of wine for breakfast