Guy asked if I’d met his brother and I was like ‘yes you introduced him to me when we played basketball with him!’ And guy was like ‘wow small world’ completely seriously and I couldn’t stop laughing its not a small world if you INTRODUCE someone to another person
1975 has already been sorry. Its 2014 now you’re so very late
My favourite thing my best friend has said ever was “wait, catdog is a cat and a dog attached to each other? I always thought they were both cats” completely serious about it
"I’ve taken thousands of photos of people in New York, and I find out a little bit about…"
"I’m Hustle Man! That’s all you need to know."
Hamish and Andy prank call two sex line workers.
Tony Mokbel and Wig Racks, The Hamish and Andy Show, 19th May 2008.
I’m not watching Fat Tony and Co. but I really hope they are dealing with this wig rack issue.
I ain’t fiddlin’ with no cow titties. I’m a city girl!
this is actually pretty good but i bet like 500 people have made this joke
i cant breahte