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im off to play sports!




i just want to slowdance with a boy and i want him put my hair behind my ear so he can see my face better and then in the middle of the slowdance a huge disco ball comes from the ceiling and it breaks open and theres just a huge cake in there

I swear you’re on drugs, Melanie…..

wow what the hell someone laced this discoball cake with drugs

dad gets really excited about new apps, he just downloaded an app called ‘shazam’ and you basically just record a song with it and it tells you the name and artist with that song. today we were driving home from the mall and the radio was playing this song and he was like ‘who sings this?’ and no one knew and he got so excited when he shouted ‘LETS SHAZAM IT’ that he swerved and almost crashed the car

First of all, calling it a “Circle Jerk” is geometrically innacurate, Second,


and this one too 

that song makes me think of that skit with andy samberg in it where they keep shooting each other

Jason Derulo - Whatcha Say
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Jason Derulo - Whatcha Say

Cage the Elephant - Ain't No Rest for the Wicked
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Cage the Elephant Ain’t No Rest for the Wicked

i bought two pretty dresses today and im PUMPED about it

Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds - Where the Wild Roses Grow
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Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds - Where The Wild Roses Grow

theres this woman staying with us at the moment and its one of my mum’s friends’ friends and she wont leave. my dad calls her the screaming skull because she honestly wont stop talking and we can’t get rid of her. she drinks a bottle of wine for breakfast

melanie you're gorgeous

thanks mum!

im surprised im not on the list, i wasnt even online but i seem to be attached to these things always