am i a recommended blog

What even is a tumblr boyfriend it sounds hilarious

Y do all guys make tumblr about relationships
Anonymous

Reblog for a chance to be my tumblr boyfriend

Why won't it let me unfollow you omg. Is this a mandatory blog to follow?
Anonymous

You’re trapped sorry

flameo-flamehead:

look at this flawless freaking woman

flameo-flamehead:

look at this flawless freaking woman

You guys will believe anything you read on this website its so funny

I honestly don't think it's even remotely funny that you're joking about someone dying. That is not something to laugh at and spread everywhere. I actually respected you for awhile, and now you go along and do this. Good job. I hate that every cool person I follow has to go and screw something up. Unfolllowed.
Anonymous

He’s not dead Jesus christ

My dads next suggestion for an ‘underwater themed’ dress up party is just wetting my hair and chaining a huge boulder to my leg so I can just say I got on the wrong side of some Mafia gang or something

My dad is awful so so so awful. I’m trying to think of an idea for a ‘underwater themed’ birthday party and he suggested I dress up like a pilot he’s awful. So bad. Too soon. I had to physically punch him for that

*puts chicken tender in mouth* its a metaphor.
Anonymous

Ohhh my god

reallyreallyreallytrying:

pizza boy hands me an empty box + g-bred foil because i forgot to uncheck the “already ate” box on the pizza website again!! totally my fault but annoying!!

shreksforthememories:

and then they didnt put her on the final list

shreksforthememories:

and then they didnt put her on the final list

powerburial:

i wish john green was still alive so tomorrow he could make a youtube video addressing the rumor about how he choked on a chicken tender and died, but unfortunately that is just a far off dream. he will never make that video because he is gone forever. if only he would’ve lubed that tender up with some h. mustard

I can’t believe my boyfriends identical twin is gone

RIP John green

ARE YOU KIDDING. Is john green actually dead. How did he die? Where is this information from?
Anonymous

railroadsoftware:

choked on a chicken tender from what I understand